Nevermind...the bird's just flying slow.

Anybody else having problems connecting to Twitter tonight?

When McDonald's has the lottery game that's the one time that I get a Big Mac. It's kinda like the Indigestion Lottery!

Halloween falls on a Monday this year which is great for me coz I don't have to work. Since I'm old & tired I'm gonna stay in & watch movies

I love how my cordless mouse starts screaming 2 weeks before it actually turns off that the "batteries are critical." In cahoots w/Duracell?

I don't really think I have THAT many people interested in me, and if you are you can always friend me, but I'm allowing "subscribers."

Why do those damn word verifications have to be smashed together and blurred so you couldn't read them even if you were a robot? amiright

Poor cats--I shut them in the back bedroom for 2 hours today expecting a contractor to show and then he called and rearranged.

And now Illsa must get back to bravely fighting vorpal dust bunnies. Suckers are winning!

And lo, Illsa braved the vorpal dust bunnies and cleaned her pig sty of a home. Quite possibly she was never heard from again.

http://ping.fm/oqScO Science geek fun: How a mushroom cloud forms science

DENVER: * SEARCH PARTY 10/3 FOR 11 yr old MALKIA KNAULS * MISSING 6 DAYS *MEET 6:15pm @ Fredrick Douglass Community Ctr 2745 Welton St

I guess "I want you dead" is too subtle for some people to understand. How dare a certain cretin email me--FUCK OFF! That is all.

http://ping.fm/evUBz Like music and weird humor? Stop by and show some love to one of the wackiest underrated blogs out there!

RT @petpardons Emergency at SouthCarolina Shelter - http://bit.ly/raylT0 - Please click link RT & help get 100+ dogs pardons they need

http://ping.fm/cy0SW Suicide ideation is an imbalance between psychic pain levels and coping resources not a character defect.

I just joined FILTER AND DELETE ANIMAL ABUSE PAGES FROM FACEBOOK on @causes! http://t.co/N8ipqg2

http://ping.fm/c9ur4 Suffering from mental disorders--so am I & it is no excuse for this

Help Save Paloh&Jeli Ele's at Johor Zoo Hell: http://tinyurl.com/ForPaloh

http://ping.fm/ewjXy I can't read the text, but there are pictures of a rare blue frog.

Dear cat: It's one thing to be proud of your fluffy tail. It's quite another to come stick your butt in my face!

I never had a Charley Horse in the arm before--OUCH!

http://ping.fm/yDhpm This crap is still up, thx FB for doing nothing! Please report this filth.

I just joined Like & Share- Ask Facebook to Ban Crush Videos on @causes! http://t.co/gB8PAnS

http://ping.fm/fXMZt A young hero. :-)

CANADA SHOULD BAN ANIMAL CRUSH/SNUFF VIDEOS LIKE USA DOES http://t.co/FJipLab via @change

http://ping.fm/tyZDh Support Rep. Irwin Tieng in criminalizing crush videos in the Philippines.

MAXIMUM SENTENCE FOR DOG TORTURER DIONTE DAVIS http://t.co/4cqXoUV via @change

http://ping.fm/XmnQY This is very disturbing animal cruelty. Please add your voice!

http://ping.fm/6ZqAC Ford is a terrible politician, but fat jokes are stupid/immature

http://ping.fm/4Sns0 Do you know any real 16 year olds that write like this "off the cuff?"

http://ping.fm/nPmqC This would be bad anyway but the worse thing is I think its fake.

http://ping.fm/qFbl5 Very cool!

http://ping.fm/ZZlnk Go out in a blaze of glory, seniors!

The Real Reason We Have This Damn Debt Emergency http://bit.ly/qzxszj via @moveon

I'm not the only one who's noticed it takes FB forever to take down awful pages but if there's a funny pic of butt crack it's gone quick.

http://ping.fm/9eGvC Thats FB for you. Animal torture pages ok baby weenie no.

"Our media though is more interested in tragedy than talent." --Russell Brand

Damn satellite dish--if a bird flies by and farts, it cuts out. The service is terrible. Thinking about having it discontinued.

http://ping.fm/LYMpq Nine types of soul-destroying jobs.

http://ping.fm/jx1jG A dark poem and dream from my writing sister Rose LeMort

http://ping.fm/FeSKA
Brand says it best. Worth the look.

http://ping.fm/wn9ER The Westboro Batshit Asshats know no shame. They can't even let Betty Ford rest in peace.

http://ping.fm/g66Xc Thankfully, sometimes the apple falls far, far away from the tree.

The U.S Supreme Court: Try Casey Anthony in Federal Court http://t.co/0nakWhs via @change

'K, I'm going to try to write. I've had awful writer's block for a long time now and it's time to get over it!

http://ping.fm/Z5SF7 A site with info about childhood asthma.

Almost done drilling and screwing! It's a home improvement project--jeez! You and your dirty minds! thingsthatsounddirtybutarent

In the long run it's probably a good thing that I agreed to take my niece job hunting today. But the inertia of depression ain't down!

http://ping.fm/ikNyq Tank chair

I have yet to find a good B vitamin supplement that doesn't make me feel like puking after I take it, even with food.

RT @jenuinehealing If Some one doesn't like something about you, it is because you are being a reflection for their own aberations.

Take away the right to say "fuck" and you take away the right to say "fuck the government." ~Lenny Bruce

http://ping.fm/VQcl2 Statistics that Boggle the Mind and the siren song of fast food

Fat Moms Force Feed their Kids McDonald's

Read this post on Fierce Freethinking Fatties and see if the statistics tie your brain in knots like they did mine!

This was my response to the post:

Those statistics make my head spin, but I get the jist of what you're saying! My personal opinion is that McDonald's sucks because its corporate and evil. Like other big corporations (and like the Die-t industry) they do not give a flying shit in a hurricane about anyone's health. But to demonize anyone who may be extremely busy for trying to get food--any food--into their and their family's mouths, is wrong. The convenience of McPukeburger can be a siren song when you just don't have time. I'm not denying that the crap tastes good, but a homemade hamburger patty is better and then you can have two of them! 

I was one of those overworked, underpaid single fat moms that often ended up getting Burger King (my son couldn't abide McDonald's) on the way home from whatever low-paying job I was currently working at the time. As my son got older I learned about the crock pot and casseroles and such. 

I would never demonize anyone who's trying. And by the way, I like those frozen vegetables--including the ones with sauce!

Just having one of those days, as Fred Durst said, when you don't want to wake up, everything is fucked, everybody sucks. Depression sucks!

I hate suicide ideation--which, BTW, is different from suicide planning. Nobody needs to call the Suicide Police & have me committed.

http://ping.fm/jYhVo At last--a real man!

If shaming people into perfection worked, wouldn't the world already be perfect?

Guess I should have something to eat and take my meds. Sometimes I hate my life. Like every time I have to pop these damn pills.

http://ping.fm/8yb1u Life is Too Short to Be a Bigot Please help me make this go viral

Life is Too Short To Be a Bigot

Hi everyone,

I hope you'll help me make this idea go viral. Feel free to copy exactly what I've said here, or say it in your own words, then post it on your blog or website. Working to be one's healthiest, best self is one thing, but let's refute the notion of the "fat police" that larger people can't be healthy--or at the very least, deserving of the same kindness and respect of all humans. I for one have had it up to here (hand held over the top of the head) with all the heavy hatred and worse, the condoning of said heavy hatred as if it's okay to hurt the feelings of a larger person, that they are somehow not even human.

Here is the situation:

There was a moment on the Californication program where the main character's father tells him that "life is too short to dance with fat chicks." Plus size professional dancer Ragen Chastain blogged about this here http://danceswithfat.wordpress.com/2011/01/12/david-duchovny-fat-chick-dance/

In her post she expresses the wonderful idea that she and the show's star, David Duchovny, ought to dance together on your program to show that life is too short to make assumptions about a person because of their size.

The "fat chick" might just be the most fun person to dance with!

Now, what I'd like for you to do is to go to Ellen Degeneres' website and suggest this as an idea for her show!

And pass this on!

RT @jenuinehealing Do Animals Have Feelings? http://j.mp/gQC1Db via @AddToAny

http://ping.fm/abIXs The fanatical wisdom of Sarah Palin

http://ping.fm/kXdNw This lady makes good, easy recipes. Check her out!

http://ping.fm/yhOqm Incendiary rt wing propaganda drawing out gun nuts?

RT @breastcanceraid Hope never abandons you> you abandon it. --George Weinberg

RT @ScottSKOMO: Incredible video of ice spears raining down off TV tower onto employee cars in Mississippi -- http://bit.ly/g1s1bz

Star Trek The Next Generation reruns. Captain Picard time! Make it so!

RT @robdelaney Pretty cool to think that in the future we won't have to wear pants anymore because we're dead. X-D

Well...off to brave the elephants! Er...elements.

http://ping.fm/pxFwl TSA Humor

http://ping.fm/aeLwJ These insensitive gits at TSA subject people to unnecessary humiliation.

RT @downwithtyranny Of course Chucky K doesn't want us talking about the climate of hate, his livelihood depends on it http://bit.ly/gCBXi8

Things to do tomorrow: take farsighted self to optometrist and get some effing glasses! Either that or longer arms!

I have 8 cats. F**k anyone who brutalizes cats! May they be shredded to ribbons by the Cats of Ulthar and then face Bast for further abuse.

http://ping.fm/d3D0u This makes me so angry! Please boycott this show.

F**k everything, I'm going to go get some Little Caesar's pizza. It'll last me a couple days. I really don't eat right when home alone.

buck up or stay in the truck? Really? there are people who would follow this propaganda-preachin' beauty queen's lead right off the cliff.

http://ping.fm/8T91W Palin Made Me Do It: The art of Brandt Hardin

http://ping.fm/x3KO0 Palin did not cause the AZ tragedy, but she is deliberately inflammatory.

Guess I'll eat some non dream food and get to work around the sty. I am not what you'd call an "immaculate housekeeper."

Noooo! I hate when I dream of delicious food that only exists in the dream world!

http://ping.fm/LXIkW Wm. Rivers Pitt's open letter to the far right

http://ping.fm/q6dWQ Tom Tomorrow on the AZ incident

http://ping.fm/lXhNU Next step: "full cavity search! I'm talkin' roto rooter!"

F**k Ping! I swear if you forget to refresh after not using it for 10 minutes it gives you a "Posting error, give it another shot" message.

And Everything Else Too

I hope my regular readers (all 1/2 of you) will visit And Everything Else Too. It is a beautiful blog. And this post inspired the following rant. No, don't worry, it isn't me going off on a big pissy tangent. It's actually pretty positive!

My late grandpa had a few of these sorts of things thrown in with his vintage Playboy and Life Magazine collections. Playboy was sure a different beast in the 50's and 60's than it is today. The pictures were really art. Today it's just a bunch of generic beaver shots. Sorry to go off on a tangent, I was just thinking of the differences between Granddad's vintage collection of items such as these travel brochures and today's blatant "in your face" approach. I know which I prefer! 

http://ping.fm/sAXgr Ahhh! The Good Old Days of Nuclear Threat!

Ah, the Good Old Days of Nuclear Threat

At last! Missile Command is going to be made into a movie! But as Faycin A. Croud points out, they're about 25 years too late for it to have a truly hard-hitting impact and sear mushroom clouds into everyone's nightmares. 

As children of the Cold War, Faycin and I can remember wondering if we'd make it out of childhood or if the two superpowers would go looney toons on each other's ass and launch all the nukes, eliminating life on Earth in a big fireball. I have "nuke dreams" when I'm under a lot of stress. I'm always the one that inadvertently launches the nuke. Usually there isn't a lot of death, but there is a great deal of destruction, and it's all my fault.

Will Illsa Gorrey be the one to start an ineffective but somewhat destructive nuclear war? Maaaaaybe! I kind of feel a story coming on!

RT @abc Facebook Cad Uses Dead Soldier's Picture to Dupe Women: http://abcn.ws/gv4wCW Now that's adding insult to injury!

If queen beast comes to me w/o terrorizing Kitty, she gets petted. If she goes after Kitty & forces her under couch, she gets squirted.

Harmless method of training cat that cat will hate: squirt bottle. Training burly queen beast not to terrorize newest rescue kitty.

Good morning sickos.