Nevermind...the bird's just flying slow.

Anybody else having problems connecting to Twitter tonight?

When McDonald's has the lottery game that's the one time that I get a Big Mac. It's kinda like the Indigestion Lottery!

Halloween falls on a Monday this year which is great for me coz I don't have to work. Since I'm old & tired I'm gonna stay in & watch movies

I love how my cordless mouse starts screaming 2 weeks before it actually turns off that the "batteries are critical." In cahoots w/Duracell?

I don't really think I have THAT many people interested in me, and if you are you can always friend me, but I'm allowing "subscribers."

Why do those damn word verifications have to be smashed together and blurred so you couldn't read them even if you were a robot? amiright