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Run for your lives! Try not to fall over dead laughing! There is a CGI saber tooth tiger loose on the Siffy (Syfy) channel.

The smaller the cat, the more painful the claws. My Amy Lee likes to sit on my leg and knead with her dainty little needly feet. Ow ow ow!

Off to the hospital. Not to become a patient, to visit someone who is. And to rob the blood bank.

Preparing to crawl forth from my coffin. The sun! The sun! Ahhhhhh!