Nevermind...the bird's just flying slow.

Anybody else having problems connecting to Twitter tonight?

When McDonald's has the lottery game that's the one time that I get a Big Mac. It's kinda like the Indigestion Lottery!

Halloween falls on a Monday this year which is great for me coz I don't have to work. Since I'm old & tired I'm gonna stay in & watch movies

I love how my cordless mouse starts screaming 2 weeks before it actually turns off that the "batteries are critical." In cahoots w/Duracell?

I don't really think I have THAT many people interested in me, and if you are you can always friend me, but I'm allowing "subscribers."

Why do those damn word verifications have to be smashed together and blurred so you couldn't read them even if you were a robot? amiright

Poor cats--I shut them in the back bedroom for 2 hours today expecting a contractor to show and then he called and rearranged.

And now Illsa must get back to bravely fighting vorpal dust bunnies. Suckers are winning!

And lo, Illsa braved the vorpal dust bunnies and cleaned her pig sty of a home. Quite possibly she was never heard from again.

http://ping.fm/oqScO Science geek fun: How a mushroom cloud forms science

DENVER: * SEARCH PARTY 10/3 FOR 11 yr old MALKIA KNAULS * MISSING 6 DAYS *MEET 6:15pm @ Fredrick Douglass Community Ctr 2745 Welton St

I guess "I want you dead" is too subtle for some people to understand. How dare a certain cretin email me--FUCK OFF! That is all.